68 Crazy Friends Quotes and Sayings for Inspiration

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Crazy Friends Quotes and Sayings

Crazy friends provide for crazy times, and such crazy times we’ve had. ~ Neil Young.

I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something. ~ Unknown.

Next time, can you ask him to bring cookies? I don’t like to put up with that level of insane unless there’s some kind of high-calorie compensation. ~ Lauren Beukes.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. ~ Robert Brault.

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Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time. ~ Unknown.

He has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him. ~ Oscar Wilde.

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. ~ Laurence J. Peter.

Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. ~ Unknown.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. ~ Unknown.

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. ~ Unknown.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. ~ Linda Grayson.

We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. ~ Unknown.

We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. ~ Unknown.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together. ~ Emilie Saint-Genis.

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. ~ Sicilian Proverb.

Best Crazy Friends Quotes and Sayings

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Not everyone is capable of madness; and of those lucky enough to be capable, not many have the courage for it. ~ August Strindberg.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one! ~ C. S. Lewis.

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. ~ Unknown.

I don’t trust him. We’re friends. ~ Bertolt Brecht.

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A true friend stabs you in the front. ~ Oscar Wilde.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you. ~ Rita Mae Brown.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter. ~ Mignon McLaughlin.

I think that all creative people are a little bit nuts. ~ Dolly Parton.

Top Crazy Friends Quotes and Sayings

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane. ~ Matt Schucker.

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’ ~ Groucho Marx

Crazy friends are the ones that go through the rain with you. ~ R. Luke Thompson.

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. ~ Clifton Fadiman.

A large proportion of my best friends are a little bit crazy…I try to be cautious with my friends who are too sane. Depression is itself destructive, and it breeds destructive impulses: I am easily disappointed in people who don’t get it. ~ Andrew Solomon.

A good friend is a connection to life – a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. ~ Lois Wyse.

Afterall, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. ~ Eeyore.

There is no spectacle more agreeable than to observe an old friend fall from a rooftop. ~ Confucius.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane! ~ Billy Joel.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. ~ George Carlin.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. ~ Oprah Winfrey.

Inspiring Crazy Friends Quotes and Sayings

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. ~ Charles Lamb.

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans. ~ Unknown.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. ~ Bernard Meltzer.

If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything. ~ Unknown.

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. ~ Chancey Depew.

He’s the kind of man who picks his friends—to pieces. ~ Mae West.

We all need a crazy friend that is willing to stand up for us when we are down on ourselves. We also need to be a crazy friend for someone else in their time of need. ~ R. Luke Thompson.

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. ~ Lawrence J. Peter.

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends – they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights! ~ Warren G. Harding.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. ~ Bernard Meltzer.

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone. ~ Unknown.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. ~ Unknown.

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Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. ~ Gore Vidal.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. ~ Jim Hayes.

We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends. ~ Unknown.

Friends offer free therapy. ~ Unknown.

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson.

I developed a group of friends around me that were all as crazy as I was about wanting to make films. ~ Evan Glodell.

Popular Crazy Friends Quotes and Sayings

I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people. ~ Unknown.

I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship. ~ Unknown.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. ~ Unknown.

As the old saying goes, laughter truly is the best medicine, and giggling with your gal pals can heal almost anything. ~ Becca Anderson.

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang. ~ Unknown.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. ~ Erma Bombeck.

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. ~ Greg Tamblyn.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. ~ Marlene Dietrich.

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends. ~ Sylvia Path.

We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits. ~ William Somerset Maugham.

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies; not our friends. ~ Margot Asquith.

One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements. ~ Marcelene Cox.

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. ~ Jim Hayes.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. ~ Arnold H. Glasgow.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap. ~ Unknown.


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